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You rock. Wait, a free copy, you say? BTW, I think that any loving God would be much more interested in medical care, feeding the hungry, ending wars, promoting love among the people, etc. Apparently, God is more interested in condemning architects who design building that, in some eyes, kinda sorta looks a little bit like a dick. More proof that religion rots your brain. It is to blame for every ounce of stupidity and ignorance in the world, and I staunchly stand by that. This is too funny!

So he sees penises all over the Denver Airport. Perhaps his mother was frightened by a French baguette when she was pregnant with him. Every time I think the right wingnuts cannot get any more riDICulous, some one comes along and proves me wrong.

There is no way to defend that video. What, is he still upset they closed Stapleton or something? We have giant, naked, androgynous alien-people dancing outside of our performing arts center.

We have a small horse sitting up-top a one or two story red chair by our big library. We have a two-three story blue bear peering into our convention center. We have a vertigo-inducing art museum. And we have a demonic blue horse outside of our illuminati-themed airport. If we dare to look closely, it appears this man has an uncomfortably large phallus up his ass.

OK it is plain to see some guy needs to go on a mercy mission and fuck this guy crazy. He is obviously in great need of a real dick.

He sounds just like Liberace. And his very neatly trimmed moustache looked like two phalluses sitting on his top lip. Well, I wonder what the reaction would be if he applied that to straight women and their male partners?

Religion is definitely the opiate of the people as Marx correctly said. What is this obsession with gay sex about anyway? Dear Sir: I think you might find that this evil is everywhere in the world.

I was recently in Italy and there were a number of statues there where the artist was clearly trying to slip a penis into the artwork. Clearly demonic and evil. Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura thinks that Denver airport sits above a giant network of tunnels that form a secret basecamp for government officials in the event of apocalypse. Other conspiracy lovers have said that these tunnels are part of a so-called FEMA concentration camp, where undesirables will be sent for mass executions there's a hilarious video of a guy responding to this FEMA camp claim and debunking it - not because he thinks FEMA camps are implausible, but because obviously the airport just isn't set up correctly for gassing people.

This guy has a more pragmatic take on the Denver airport conspiracy. Clearly, the airport is designed to force you to wait in a really long security line. Luckily, our hero shows you a secret tunnel that leads you to a shorter security line. It's not a FEMA camp after all. Thanks to Simon Owens. The A. About Gizmodo Advisor Gizmodo Store.

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